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IM_IBBY DEATH BATTLE!

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DERULO RIP'R VS LOAFI

Battle for a Fucking Purpose VS Gods of The Garden

DERULO RIP'R, the "armed" anti-hero and.. potential winner of Battle for a Fucking Purpose!
And LOAFI, the cute grizzly Pokae with multiple slices!

I'm Ibby, and it's my job to analyze their weapons, armor and skills to see who would win...
A DEATH BATTLE!

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ANALYSIS

DERULO RIP'R

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Background

- Real Name: Derulo Rip'r
Alias: "Red", "Red Ripper"

- Age: 32 years

- Height: 3'10 (116 cm]

- Species: Bear (Critterlike Platonian)

- A BFAFP Contestant; Was probably gonna win lmao

- Can create stone arms from his dots

- Can do some weird thing with his eyes

- Likes to think about stuff when he's not being evil

- Terrorizes Emberland in his free time, killing Noodleclones

- Has a sister who acts the exact same as him

 

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ANALYSIS

LOAFI

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Background

- Real Name: Loafi Loafa

- Age: 28 years

- Height: 4' (118 cm)

- Species: Bear (Pokae Animít Platonian)

- One of the first Pokae Platonians

- Was initially created as a temporary experiment by the Overseers to test a variant of the Clone God ability

- The current version of Loafi's abilities were loved to the point only she could have them

- Would've been erased if she hadn't impressed the Overseers

- Is currently the pet to Testina Noodal

RESULTS

DERULO RIP'R - 5 (-9) = -4

+ A little more smarter & coordinated

+ Loafis & Loafas are vulnerable to the Click Gun

+ The Rip'rs have stronger base forms

+ All 42 arms from both Rip'rs could overwhelm the Loafis

+ The Rip'rs are safe from the Toasted Loafas, as stone isn't flammable

- The Rip'rs are outnumbered by the Loafis & Loafas

- The Loafis' stronger tendencies override both Rip'rs

- All stone-based attacks along with stone arms could easily be cancelled by Loafis

- Loafi & Loafa's Deflector ability cancels both Rip'rs brute strength

- The Rip'rs lack efficient ways to take the Loafis down

- Both Rip'rs are vulnerable to the Loafis' Metal-Denting Bites 

- Both Rip'rs can be thrown off by Loafi explosions

- Red & Green Ripper would still be vulnerable to the Loafis's Iron-Denting strength

- The Rip'rs can be thrown off by the Toasted Loafas' Fire Beam

8 [-4] = 4 - LOAFI

+ Loafis & Loafas outnumber the Rip'rs

+ Loafis are four times stronger

+ Loafis could easily break through Opponent's stone-based attacks & Arms

+ Loafis vary in ways to take the Rip'rs down

+ Loafis can weaken the Rip'rs with their Metal-Denting Bites

+ The Rip'rs could potentially be thrown off by the Loafi explosions

+ Loafis could collectively use their Iron-Denting strength against Red & Green Ripper

+ Toasted Loafas' Fire Beams could throw the Rip'rs off

- Not as smart as Derulo

- Click Gun could potentially override their Deflector ability

- Loafis & Loafas have weaker base forms

- The Toasted Loafa's Firepower is overall useless against Stone

WINNER: LOAFI

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